"There is no second chance to make a first impression"

I don't get into Role with anyone without First negotiating. I may be a Master, but that does not mean that I am your Master. I prefer to be called Sir, until such time as I may give you leave to refer to Me otherwise.

DO NOT IM ME without having previously made contact by e-mail.

DO NOT e-mail Me if you can't have the common courtesy to start off with  "Dear Sir" and end with some form of appellation that I can refer to you as, if I deign to return your e-mail.

DO NOT e-mail Me with idiotic statements like "i'm interested." Who fucking cares what you're interested in, I only care if you are INTERESTING, and believe Me, those types of e-mails are good indications that you're not.

TELL ME in the e-mail, just why it is that I might find you suitable for some form of amusement. Descriptions of yourself really mean very little to Me, B&D, S&M is all about ATTITUDE, looks are secondary and rarely important. Though I will ask you for a photo, that is to see if I already know you.

TELL ME what you can do for Me, I already know what I can do to and for you. I'm always interviewing generous people (generosity cums in many forms) and can be hired on a Professional basis.

I'm really NOT interested in e-mail training. I can't beat an ass, torture tits, or bind a slave by e-mail. I can't hurt you, piss on you, or get much fun out of it. It's really not entertaining  to read some of the idiotic e-mails I get, it's frankly, PATHETIC.

But, it may take a few e-mails to determine whether or not a meeting is appropriate, and when one is arranged, it will always take place outside of the Dungeon. I'm not inviting anyone to My Sacred Space without meeting them somewhere else first.

So, if you really think you might be capable of Serving Me, follow the Rules. For those who don't, don't be surprised (you can be offended I really don't give a shit) if you get a nasty (and not in a nice manner) reply, insulting you in ways that won't really be pleasurable.

Then again, I may not respond at all, as I'm not feeding into borderlines who want to see if they can get a rise out of Me by insulting Me, thinking they'll get abused in return. No freebies ;)   

I'm interviewing; video editors, maids, cooks, cleaners, yard people, cum swallowers, painsluts, toilets and various and other sundry whimsical amusements.